About

Hey, my name’s Harrison and this is my site. I’m a novelist, hacker, philosopher, and skateboarder. My BSc is in Computer Science, which I got from KCL. My masters is in Creative Writing, which I got from New Writing South’s Creative Writing Programme—a private off shoot from Sussex University’s Creative Writing masters. I work and live in Brighton, UK, and my house floats.

Enjoy exploring my site.

If you’ve got questions, do hit me up on twitter or email. I love questions! I am engaged to 张丽安. She is the light of my world and this site, and pretty much everything I do, is dedicated to her (as well as being very fun for me to do 😉). A lot of work on here is inspired by a lot of other people. If you would be so kind, and if you have the means, please pay for their work. If you don’t have the means, and really ask yourself, please torrent / rip / steal / share / copy anything you see here (not other people’s work– just mine!). It’s yours.

Anyway, let’s get on with the show:

Oh! ‘ello there! I didn’t see you come in… Yes … get in the Warmth and take that coat off… Come come, get comfortable. There’re books and a woodburning fire, plus whatever you can dream of to drink. Now, let me tell you a story…

Do you like lemons? 🍋? I do! 😉.

Check out some of my favorite passages from books I’ve read. [Favorite Passages]

Take a look at some of the other personal sites I like to wonder around. [Around the Web]

Have you lost your Way? Have you bumbled to this page like a Drunken Monk? You might be seeking Satori. That’s good, so don’t worry. There is plenty of Wisdom on the internet, but some of it is lies, false. Be very careful with whom you believe. However, Young Monk, if you dare to walk the path, you grow a very special power. I call it the SINCERITY GENERATOR 5000. It is a very Ancient Power. But you can’t take my word for it, or can you? THINK LIKE A PARADOX!

Welcome to the Universe, Young Monk. BE RESPECTFUL. As far as I can tell, it’s the only One we’ve got…

Do you like to play? Watch out for cheaters!

If you are burning up inside, drink from here: Damn dirty hiphop - this shit is pure filth. Your parents should throw you off the balcony for listening to it ;)

If, however, you wish to settle into the moment, I give you this: Boom bah, boom boom bah

Want to send me some coin?
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